tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13205444.post112001511329807217..comments2023-09-17T10:37:40.254-04:00Comments on Mostly Modern Media: Quick catchupbdurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17568360697184873268noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13205444.post-1120073839072268182005-06-29T15:37:00.000-04:002005-06-29T15:37:00.000-04:00Two theories:1. It's the starter marriage, man. T...Two theories:<BR/><BR/>1. It's the starter marriage, man. They learn the ins and outs of state-sponsored cohabitation, so that they can do it smoothly the second time, when they really mean it.<BR/><BR/>If you must, look at Mena Suvari as an example. She married some dude twice her age a couple of years ago and now they've broken up. That's something for Michelle Branch to look forward to (though Mena didn't get pregnant).<BR/><BR/>2. Kids rebel these days. Tell them that their sex appeal is sustained longer if they stay single, and whaddya know -- they get married. We should use this reverse psychology to our advantage and make these girls learn something.<BR/><BR/>And so I finish my old man rant.Neel Mehtahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11286549029037039134noreply@blogger.com