I got home today to find that our lawn service had visited the house. They left a note on a stake in the middle of the lawn. I walked up to see what it said ....
"Please stay off grass until dry."
So I used my limited telekinetic powers to raise my body, formed my shirt into the shape of a sail and let the breeze carry me back to the sidewalk.
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I need to start getting home earlier so I can witness these X-Men feats of yours.
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