Speaking of Cruise ...

I have to say at the outset that it's a sign of my security in my marriage to link to a Dane Cook clip. The guy is on the fringe of Mrs. MMM's Top 5.

But the guy is always funny, and his talk-show bit professing his love for Katie Holmes is a masterpiece. In most comedians' hands, a bit like this would die out after the initial joke. Dane makes it funnier as it goes on. Seriously -- I was chuckling a little at the beginning and howling by the end.

Listen for the more subtle gags, like "she's so many words in my vernacular."