Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Question I'll keep asking until it's answered ...

Does anyone like Ryan Secrest?

5 comments:

Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

Why does Ryan Seacrest still have a job?

Neel Mehta said...

Why does Ryan Seacrest still have a job?

Quid pro quo, APL. Ryan Seacrest gets jobs 'cause he gives 'em. You know what I mean.

And to answer MMM's question once and for all: no. Nobody likes Ryan Seacrest. Until he can be honest with himself with his sexuality, he will always come off as phony to us. The truth is simple, Ryan: you dumped Brian Dunkleman to be with Simon Cowell. Accept it and move on.

Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

Dude, now some guy's singing the waspy song from "Trading Places"!!!!Hahahahahahaha.

Ah, Neel, that explains everything.

Michael said...

Ryan Seacrest needs a savage, SAVAGE beating. Possibly more than anyone else in America. More than Ted Stevens, more than Dick Cheney. More than Jessica Simpson's father. It's either him or Pat Robertson in the top spot on the "needs a savage beating" hot 100.

I might start a running American Idol commentary. I am ashamed by my affection for the show, but I watch, so why not make my friends suffer?

Neel Mehta said...

More than Ann Coulter?